"The best thing about being paranoid is that you know someone's always thiniking about you"

Hiya, and welcome to the web page of one Alice Halsey.

Ten Fun Tasks for June

1. Pass all ten GCSE's at N or above. I'm hoping for D's, but E's will do :-)
2. Get a social life. Easier done than said for normal people, easier said than done for me
3. Stop fantasising about my English teacher, or any man or woman in tweed for that matter
4. Not get drunk until at least sunset on the summer solstice
5. Wean myself off the Jerry Springer show
6. Change my name to "Inanimate Purple Bing Bong"
7. By one CD album that was made this side of 1995
8. Watch the Alex in gaffer tape video. The edited version.
9. Buy my ticket to Reading 2000. Yes, Oasis are playing, but at least I can throw cans at them
10. Continue in my on-going quest to slash the most unlikely characters from all TV shows watched.